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mixolydian-maelstroms:

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There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH
This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.
She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.
Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.
Ching Shih said fuck that.
She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.
For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.
tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.
She won being a pirate.
She got history’s high score.

Always reblog the best pirate of all times.

mixolydian-maelstroms:

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

Always reblog the best pirate of all times.

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houseofsugar:

carlboygenius:

The Impermanence of Pleasure

my favourite thing I’ve seen in a while

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nerdache-cakes:

Happy Little Psychopaths Batman Cookies! [Part 1 of 2]

I’m working on a paper craft for an art show, and I thought that my designs would look really cool on cookies- so when I got an order for ‘Just Batman Cookies’ I got so excited.

I used the same method you would for a paper craft- instead cutting different thicknesses of fondant to create a cookie with depth. Resulting in a batch of cookies with entirely too much detail to eat and not feel guilty about.

Can you guess which series I drew inspiration from?

I suggest you click each photo to check out some of the details: Like Poison Ivy’s Venus flytrap plants, Harley’s curls, Two Face’s jacket and more.

5” Cookies, 26 hours and 11 episodes of Doctor Who.

Part 1 of two because there is just so many.

Part 1  Part 2

Facebook / www.nerdachecakes.com

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nerdache-cakes:

Happy Little Psychopaths Batman Cookies! [Part 2 of 2]

I’m working on a paper craft for an art show, and I thought that my designs would look really cool on cookies- so when I got an order for ‘Just Batman Cookies’ I got so excited.

I used the same method you would for a paper craft- instead cutting different thicknesses of fondant to create a cookie with depth. Resulting in a batch of cookies with entirely too much detail to eat and not feel guilty about.

Can you guess which series I drew inspiration from?

I suggest you click each photo to check out some of the details: Like Poison Ivy’s Venus flytrap plants, Harley’s curls, Two Face’s jacket and more.

5” Cookies, 26 hours and 11 episodes of Doctor Who.

Part 2 of 2 because there is just so many.

Part 1  Part 2

Facebook / www.nerdachecakes.com

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Just look at her!

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Track Name: I Am the Doctor Dubstep Remix


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throwitinasupernova:

elliegalaxies:

billiejoezee:

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helloooooooootrickster:

pleasantly-stranger:

caramelfeathers:

thatsquiteood:

UHM HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT

WELL THAT TOOK ALL OF TWO SECONDS TO REBLOG. HOLY SHIT I CAN’T EVEN. I. CAN. NOT. EVEN.

I would have sex with this music.

So I regularly make the comparison that dubstep sounds like an MRI machine to me.

I think my MRIs would be a lot more pleasant if they sounded like this…

wow omg

BEST THING EVER.

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r3tr0r0ck3r:

Piano fountainhttp://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/umiqk/piano_fountain_do_want/  

r3tr0r0ck3r:

Piano fountain
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/umiqk/piano_fountain_do_want/  

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# fountain # piano # flowers # old # distressed # awesome # pond # water # I would like one 



blowncovers:

Today’s artist spotlight: the inimitable Tom Gauld 

blowncovers:

Today’s artist spotlight: the inimitable Tom Gauld 

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Via: psychodrui

thechemicalkid:

Crystallized books by Alexis Arnold

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